ChillyMcHotpants's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sonic v Mario (prev fix)]

SEGA REIGNS SUPREME`

come one you know it and i know it, sega genisid had better games with better content than any nintendo game and even had 3241216 whole bits (to the best of my memory) while nintendo had a dink 0 bits HA!
dream cast sucks though, sorry sega good graphics but terrible terrible games.
fuck whoever's selling more anyway! usually the better choice is usually the less popular!
just look at n'sync or something of the sort and look at a band or artist who can actually make listenable music! who's selling more? my point exsactly!
but this movie's content was really anti-climatic, it's just an intro man! i hate that!
sonic was shitty though, i've hated him since the first day he graced my televison's screen as youngin'!! i hate tails even more! the dumbest games became the icons for whole systems! DAMN THE SYSTEM!
-warning the opinions stated are not those of weinerschnitzel but could be after two shots of chile cheese powdered sauce mix

[Sex And Violence]

hee hee hee ho ho ho har har har

yes! the exploited's sex violence is totally appropriate, 10 points for using it.
this gave me a third thing i yearn for, humor! yes... aah precious precious...
the use of the word rant ( which i sa horrible holed cliche) pisses me off horribly so your overall is a ZERO! HA HA HA HA HA!
don't get me wrong, i would've given it a 1 if it wasn't for you using rant HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

damn, these movies with shitty graphics seem to be more and more humorous to me, i need to lay off the old gasoline.

but here's a tip to all you people who are new to flash if your movie sucks DON'T SUBMIT TO THE PORTAL! JUST BECAUSE YOU MADE IT DOESN'T MEAN PEOPLE WANT TO SEE IT! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK GET THAT THROUGH YOUR FUCKING SKULL!
I AM THE GOD I AM THE GOD HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!
- this has been a message from resurectionerection and he does not represent the opinios of resurectionerection even though he did write them relecting his own opinions.

[Slap: The Last Episode]

alright points for humor, humor is everything

usually i can't enjoy things with shitty
graphics, but this was definitely fucking funny.
kudos! kudos!
hey at least it isn't some shitty mp3 based movie with only two frames and a stupid parody song!
i need jello, rocketsauce jello!

[ARTICHOKE]

oouch my kidney

it'd be better if it was ted nuget or bob saget having that done to him.

[GU-GANK!!!!]

that chick in the beginning had big boobs

i don't really think something that's just pictures with hardly funny writing about what they're supposedly thinking deserves anything about a zero, usually, but some of those chicks had big boobs so a 1 you get.

[Super SF2: Finish Him]

huh?

that's just mixing mortal kombat's fatalities into street fighter ( a fighting game for pussies)

[Zelda3: FreeLoading Link]

kudos

it's amazing that in all these games like final fantasy and zelda when you just walk into someone's house that they keep such an indifferent attitude.
i mean come on! a stranger walks into my house i'd freak out and tell 'em to get the hell out, while arming myself with the closest item that can induce death.

[Enlightenment]

be happy i gave you a 1

this was basically that suntan lotion thing that one idiot did.
if i'm searching for enlightenment i'll go to my local chinese restaurant and get a cookie.
http://www.vhemt.org

[Hydrated Man 2: S.A.]

i'll gaurantee

it went by too fast, i didn't have any trouble reading it but keep in mind that with time the masses are only gettin' dumber and slower ( amazingly, i'd thought they'd already reached their dumbest and slowest but they reached a new low)
appealing to the masses is basically how you get success her, and with every other voting based systems.
oddly, every superhero parody i've seen has flopped.

[I Know You]

this is proof

that no matter what bullshit people put in front of other people, if the viewers of that bullshit can identify they will like it.
this just pissed me off because
a.) it was long and was just text and someone talking
b.) it wasn't very entertaining
c.) it had one of nin's pussy songs which are few but still exist and i was hoping for something like star fuckers or head like a hole.

i come to newgrounds for entertainment and this was just trite and mind numbingly slow.

blah blah give a scenario of someone's life, blah blah oh my life that way, me give high score to text and voice heheheheh story of life, me loser this tell me life, i like i like.