ChillyMcHotpants's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Maynard & Cleetus Part 1]

hee hee hee

maybe this didn't deserve the ten or the five i gave it but i've always had a soft spot for hillbillies! especially ones that see squirrels with huge nuts that play the guitar and call them losers.
heee heee heee

[Poser Gets Shot]

what a stupid movie

if this is a movie about a poseur skater that we're suppose to hate, guess what! all skaters are poseurs! and here's why! it's a fuckin' trendy ass thing right now! i can't walk down the street with out some asshole in a birdhouse shirt
offering to wax my pubic hair.
unless you've been skating since 1983 you're a fuckin' poseur.

[Mr Face Goes to the Store]

schree hee har har

i like the way the clerk was levitating a few inches above the ground.

[Monk Monk Attacks!]

all i have to say is:

it'd be better if there was more of a plot than a monkey with guns.

[The man from beyond]

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i guess the man from beyond greases his feet with lard or has an immunity to friction of any sort.
what a peice of crap, why if i had a rubber hose i would beat you until you became a red pulpy contorting mush!

[Metallicrap - ReVisited]

while i agree metallica does suck

so does this: YOU at making flash movies

[If U wana B my intern]

terrible

the second i saw intern i thought: someone made another shitty mp3 based flash and it's about bill clinton.
lord behold i was right.

[Convenience Store Life]

boring as fuck

i gave this a 3 for curing my insomnia