All 39 movie Reviews

Nyan Caxx Nyan Caxx

Rated 5 / 5 stars



Failed Breakfast Cereals Failed Breakfast Cereals

Rated 4 / 5 stars

breakfast cereal parodies

for some stupid reason i love cereal parodies.
this wasn't the greatest
but it did make me giggle for a bit.

Shitty Fishin' Shitty Fishin'

Rated 4 / 5 stars


shit eating fish? i only have to say Brav fucking o about that!

Crash. Crash.

Rated 0 / 5 stars


something about machines fucking with a guy on a table just makes me shiver.
probably because it reminds me of the happiness is slavery video by nin.

Jerrys mart episode 1 Jerrys mart episode 1

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

marek Kunnnntuh

1.) make the movement more fluid and don't make a part of the movie wee the guy is hardly moving and the screen is fading to white or quicker and more movement.
2.) don't let the background music over power the voices.
3.) spend time on creating the characters in detail, practice practice practice GODDAMMIT!

PapaRoAcH PapaRoAcH

Rated 0 / 5 stars


yeah i heard paparoach a long time before you stupid trendy dildo polishers picked them up, and i thought they sucked then and they still suck now. Rap cock is for stupid assholes who don't know the meaning of the word MUSIC and just follow popular opinion. so in turn i say fuck you and your stupid culture dingus.

Nightmare. Nightmare.

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


it wasn't another stupid ass hollywood ending, kudos, however, more of a story line other than two people walking into a place an gettin' shot at would be suitable.

Scatman's Let It Go Scatman's Let It Go

Rated 0 / 5 stars

wow cool song

i think i'll get it on napster and spare the ripped off and incredibly looped crap.

Got Rice? Got Rice?

Rated 0 / 5 stars

sweet irony

this probably the most racist towards asians, simply because it subjects them to stereotypes set up by other cultures and acts as if there all true...
i'd also like to point out that asians are well stereotyped as having no breasts, stupid music, no arse, bad driving, and old men with kung fu, buck teeth and straw hats. since this song makes such an emphasis on the asian race's stereotype as being true, it's making an emphasis that these are true also.
fuck anyone who defines themselves or anyone else by their by their skin. Martin luther king jr. would be rolling in his grave.
Well crap like this is why we should legalize murder.

Death by Diving Board Death by Diving Board

Rated 0 / 5 stars


i predicted it would be a stick figure movie just before the page loaded....
sorry, but you could've at least tried to make the thing dying look like something, until you try harder you get a bad score from myself.