ChillyMcHotpants's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Nyan Caxx]

brilliant

excellent.

[Failed Breakfast Cereals]

breakfast cereal parodies

for some stupid reason i love cereal parodies.
this wasn't the greatest
but it did make me giggle for a bit.

[Shitty Fishin']

trop

shit eating fish? i only have to say Brav fucking o about that!

[Crash.]

sorry

something about machines fucking with a guy on a table just makes me shiver.
probably because it reminds me of the happiness is slavery video by nin.
aaah.

[Jerrys mart episode 1]

marek Kunnnntuh

1.) make the movement more fluid and don't make a part of the movie wee the guy is hardly moving and the screen is fading to white or quicker and more movement.
2.) don't let the background music over power the voices.
3.) spend time on creating the characters in detail, practice practice practice GODDAMMIT!

[Scatman's Let It Go]

wow cool song

i think i'll get it on napster and spare the ripped off and incredibly looped crap.

[Got Rice?]

sweet irony

this probably the most racist towards asians, simply because it subjects them to stereotypes set up by other cultures and acts as if there all true...
i'd also like to point out that asians are well stereotyped as having no breasts, stupid music, no arse, bad driving, and old men with kung fu, buck teeth and straw hats. since this song makes such an emphasis on the asian race's stereotype as being true, it's making an emphasis that these are true also.
fuck anyone who defines themselves or anyone else by their by their skin. Martin luther king jr. would be rolling in his grave.
Well crap like this is why we should legalize murder.
LEGALIZE!
LEGALIZE MURDER!

[Death by Diving Board]

,.,.,

i predicted it would be a stick figure movie just before the page loaded....
sorry, but you could've at least tried to make the thing dying look like something, until you try harder you get a bad score from myself.